It’s been a while since I updated y’all on what’s going on with DILDO NIGHTMARES. In the last few years, the cheap and sneaky sex toy world hasn’t gotten any less weird. The creative ways people use “sensual lifestyle products” to decorate their homes and other people’s properties have only gotten more imaginative. The sexual icons found in fruits and vegetables continue to amaze and excite. The range of food items to put dicks into continues to expand, and the disjointed, Picasso-esque mashups of female body parts get more and more terrifying each day. Don’t believe these depths of human depravity exist?
