One of the things that’s awesome about working from home is that when a post from @dildonighmares pops up in my IG feed I don’t need to hide what I’m laughing hysterically at. And this account makes me laugh hysterically on a regular basis. I think if you want a glimpse into how terrifyingly vast human sexuality is, just take a peek at what people are masturbating with; and when I say people, I’m sorry guys, but I mean โ look at what some men put their penis into. Plus there are some really hilarious toys that some unfortunate dildo designer thought would appeal to a niche market of women โ like giant demon tongues or horse/crocodile/leech/insert random animal or insect here shaped dicks โ but I can assure you that we generally look for function before novelty shapes. I also think that most men are not looking for a toy that looks like a serial killer’s sexy body part concoction.
