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NSFW: Our New Favorite IG is DILDO NIGHTMARES

One of the things that’s awesome about working from home is that when a post from @dildonighmares pops up in my IG feed I don’t need to hide what I’m laughing hysterically at. And this account makes me laugh hysterically on a regular basis. I think if you want a glimpse into how terrifyingly vast human sexuality is, just take a peek at what people are masturbating with; and when I say people, I’m sorry guys, but I mean – look at what some men put their penis into. Plus there are some really hilarious toys that some unfortunate dildo designer thought would appeal to a niche market of women – like giant demon tongues or horse/crocodile/leech/insert random animal or insect here shaped dicks – but I can assure you that we generally look for function before novelty shapes. I also think that most men are not looking for a toy that looks like a serial killer’s sexy body part concoction. Here are some of the recent Dildo Nightmares posts that have made my day – which one is your favorite?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BwVejRRBZzO/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BwPyAiuB86e/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BwIYdBKBSEB/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BwDmad8hSaY/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BwC7xBeBLVc/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv74ZkJht1Y/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv5KHfqhxsG/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv4fB_ohz7M/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BvAppv8hX2x/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BvAny4uh0SP/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BvAmEcehOt4/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/Buwjd11Bihh/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/Buumog9Bbcm/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/Buo9CRCBx3l/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BunOYa1BM4g/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BunN5n0B6H5/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BuhDaEuB4dD/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bug72VIBY1Y/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BuxTOUzhKXI/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BufEboghEJ-/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BueU5FPhh0N/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bucm3QChZwQ/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BuciENohLVh/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/Brjpfc5hNQT/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BtJvEcJhVr5/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BtFwnX-BMns/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BpbJ5dDB4hz/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs_3gBChsUP/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs6g3p0hBpe/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs4n_-mBh1i/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsuZxSch-w0/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BskRhrihO9P/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BrtAsJdh5yB/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BrgnYGWBUAh/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BrbNn_PhiEc/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BrTvDctBOlc/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
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Meghan MacRae grew up in Vancouver, Canada, but spent many years living in the remote woods. Living in the shadow of grizzly bears, cougars and the other predators of the wilderness taught her about the dark side of nature, and taught her to accept her place in nature's order as their prey. She is co-founder of CVLT Nation.

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