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H&M gets Trolled: Unethical Fashion Giant vs. ‘Strong Scene Productions’

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By now, if you’ve been following the always fractious relationship between underground music and high-street fashion, you’ll have heard of Strong Scene Productions, H&M, and fake National-Socialist Black Metal Bands. In brief, the Swedish fast-fashion brand was accused of “one of the more ill-advised marketing campaigns in recent history.” Allegedly, they had created a fake metal label, Strong Scene Productions, complete with Youtube videos and a Facebook page. They had a roster of equally fake bands that included ‘LA/NY’, a ‘fierce representative of the French Black Legions’ who have been on hiatus since 2001 after running afoul of France’s anti-revisionist laws (which forbid denying the reality of certain crimes against humanity, chief amongst them the Holocaust.)
If you read Vice’s Noisey site today (hey, we won’t judge), then you’ll know that the whole thing was an elaborate piece of trolling, committed, appropriately enough, by Henri Sorvali of Finntroll (and Moonsorrow). H&M had no part in it, and the whole thing was designed to draw attention the tone-deaf appropriation of metal imagery by H&M, and the fashion industry at large.
HM-MortusSorvali and his collaborators were moved to create Strong Scene by H&M’s purchase of the rights to print Metallica, Slayer and Guns ‘n’ Roses tees, which they are able to sell at prices significantly lower than anything the bands themselves can compete with. It’s hard to shed a tear for private-plane owning, fan-suing dinosaurs like Metallica, but it’s hard not to share Sorvali’s concerns that companies with little knowledge, much less appreciation, of metal (to the point that it would be believable that they would create fake NSBM bands for the sake of credibility) are commercializing something that has stood against commercialization from day one. Alongside the branded tees, H&M also offers convincing fake shirts (like this one for ‘Mortus’) and long-sleeves covered with patches for what appear to be bands but which are, on closer inspection, nothing. Their whole line is full of t-shirts with a pronounced metal aesthetic.

 

 

 

One of 'Strong Scene's' posters.

One of ‘Strong Scene’s’ posters.

As an attempted cash-grab, the use of metal imagery doesn’t exactly seem like the best use of the companies multi-billion dollar budget. Metal fans will have t-shirts (buying them is kind of a thing) and they’re unlikely to want tees promoting bands that don’t even exist, much less anything as trite the words ‘Heavy Metal’ and a skull. The patches on this tee are easy to either buy from bands you’d like to support or to make yourself.
For people who aren’t into metal, the question has to be asked: why? What reason is there for anyone to cover themselves in the logos of artists that they are, at best, indifferent to? Why set yourself up for embarrassment when a real fan asks you to name your favorite Slayer song? Did somebody at H&M’s marketing department find that there was a market that responds to skulls and inverted crosses but who draw the line at actually looking like they enjoy heavy music?

 

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A member of LA/NY (only not really)

A member of LA/NY (only not really)

 

This is far from the only time that the brand has appropriated symbols with a specific, important meaning: last year, they decided that a skull inside a Star of David was an appealing motif for a vest, and they had to pull the item after reality pointed out that it wasn’t. As a ‘fast-fashion’ brand, H&M doesn’t release new items each season, but almost every week. Their designs have such a high turnaround that their flagship New York store ‘had’ to cut up and throw out jackets during a bleak winter (the company denies that this is policy).
Like any company that prides itself on being able to take ‘inspiration’ (other people’s ideas) from catwalks to their 3,500 stores in a week, H&M has to cut a few corners. They have employed child and forced labor in cotton-farms in Uzbekistan, two hundred of their workers passed out in a single week due to conditions in a factory in Cambodia, a sweatshop in Bangladesh caught fire and killing twenty-one garment workers, they have even lied about using organic cotton. They have made a commitment to make sure that everyone working in the eight-hundred factories in their supply chain earns a living wage by 2018, and they’ll be using 100% organic cotton by 2020, but every concession they make to being a better company takes them closer to being a company that can’t turn a profit from selling a $12 t-shirt made days ago half the world away.
In short, cluelessly appropriating metal is the tip of the iceberg for this company, and they couldn’t be trolled hard enough.

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Born and raised in the UK, moved to Calgary, Alberta for the weather. Currently writing for this publication and others while working on a book.

34 Comments

34 Comments

  1. Chris Greer

    March 26, 2015 at 9:55 pm

    What’s h&m

  2. Steve Strutter Fantana

    March 26, 2015 at 4:54 pm

    Pennies were doing Rammones T-shirts last year … Hahahahaha …

  3. Sarah Howarth

    March 26, 2015 at 1:09 pm

    Lol

  4. Kali Gal

    March 26, 2015 at 12:58 pm

    This isn’t real.

  5. Juniper Anzalone

    March 26, 2015 at 11:43 am

    You’re part of this cvlt nation

    • Verdigris113

      March 27, 2015 at 9:11 pm

      29.99 for a t-shirt, 76.99 for a hoodie, but fuck capitalism right?

  6. Patrick Byrne

    March 26, 2015 at 11:38 am

    These patches aren’t even sewn on well.

  7. Paige Hayden

    March 26, 2015 at 9:31 am

    EWURGH

  8. Brandon Rosbrook

    March 26, 2015 at 9:25 am

    culture – 1 , capitalism – 0

  9. Judith Peña

    March 26, 2015 at 9:10 am

    That’s so embarassing.

  10. Eli Weasel

    March 26, 2015 at 8:22 am

    hilarious

  11. David Vance

    March 26, 2015 at 7:49 am

    Oh my god! I feel so sorry for the the kids who goes out and buys that jacket.

  12. Chris Mullins

    March 26, 2015 at 7:21 am

    I remember kanye West and Rihanna showing up in my feed wearing stuff by this brand. It’s looks even more ridiculous outside of those stock images

  13. Gottlieb Komodorsky

    March 26, 2015 at 7:00 am

    😀 meNtal…

  14. Santi Ago

    March 26, 2015 at 6:49 am

    These sweat shop masters should ask Scion for advice shouldn’t they

  15. Maurizio Ciocca

    March 26, 2015 at 6:40 am

    Alberto

  16. James Bochenek

    March 26, 2015 at 6:18 am

    Fuckin this shit

  17. Chris Whitehead

    March 26, 2015 at 5:44 am

    That Mortus shirt reminds me of the silly bargain bin motorcycle shirts from department stores

  18. Tjalling Jn

    March 26, 2015 at 5:22 am

    It is pretty funny though, how much people lose their shit over something trivial as this. Subcultural goons start spewing their hatred because of some clothes by a brand. Who gives a fuck.

  19. Gary Evans

    March 26, 2015 at 5:10 am

    The same happened with crass,motorhead etc,even tight black canvas jeans with ripped knees are in fashion now,i hate the word hipster where the fuck did that come from

    • PostBlackenedWhaleGaze

      March 26, 2015 at 3:44 pm

      The term “hipster” has been around for decades, probably as far back as the 30’s/40’s. It’s just been appropriated differently for each new generation of those that are “hip.”

      Shit, I sound like Hank Hill.

  20. Kimmo Lindholm

    March 26, 2015 at 2:17 am

    TUSKA 2015 – INTERNATIONAL CULT ACTS ADDED

    Tuska Festival taking place in Suvilahti, Helsinki, June 26-28, has managed to book the crop of trailblazing cult acts that have been all over the media the past few days. Taking the stage at Suvilahti are Mortus (MEX), Crepuscular (MEX), Eternal Dusk (UK), Grey (GER), Yvaeh (MY), Blast (SWE/FIN), Mystic Triangle (US) and Metal (UK). All aforementioned bands are performing on Sunday 28.6.

    Check confirmed Tuska 2015 bands and their show days at http://www.tuska-festival.fi/en/schedule.

    All changes in program and schedules reserved.

    ALL TICKET CATEGORIES ON SALE AT http://WWW.TIKETTI.FI
    All ticket catergories are now on sale at Tiketti for the following prices:
    Three day tickets starting at 125 € (122 € + 3 € ticket agency’s service fee)
    Two day tickets starting at 100 € (97 € + 3 € ticket agency’s service fee)
    One day tickets starting at 70 € (67 € + 3 € ticket agency’s service fee)

  21. Hugh Mann

    March 26, 2015 at 1:48 am

    Couldn’t the same said about Cvlt Nation and their lame fucking clothes?

  22. Thomas

    March 26, 2015 at 1:23 am

    Ruby

  23. Brine Burk

    March 26, 2015 at 12:58 am

    this is fairly depressing

  24. Ryan Connor

    March 26, 2015 at 12:32 am

    The “matrmos” is ripping of KROMOSOM, which is a punk band…..

  25. César Axel

    March 26, 2015 at 12:32 am

    The guys who got trolld were the metal dudes

  26. Tony Rolo

    March 26, 2015 at 12:31 am

    Haha!

  27. Patrick McIntyre

    March 26, 2015 at 12:17 am

    Fuck H&M!

  28. Windham Earl

    March 26, 2015 at 12:15 am

    Dumb fucking hipsters!

  29. עיוור המלחמה צבעים

    March 26, 2015 at 12:12 am

    Hahahaha show me the guy that would wear that “metal” patch all serious

  30. Lyckan BlackWolf SuperTramp

    March 26, 2015 at 12:10 am

    FAKE

  31. Hiram Walker

    March 26, 2015 at 12:04 am

    Lol

  32. Jason Cantu

    March 26, 2015 at 12:01 am

    Finntrolled

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