The Satan Conspiracy…
Satan is an Alien!!

This may or may not be news to all you Satanists out there: Satan is an alien. Not an angel, not a god; he is, in fact, an alien. And not only that – despite what Christians, Muslims, Jews and the like have been claiming for millennia, he is actually a GOOD alien. While the evil aliens – ie. God and his cohorts – have been trying to keep us ignorant, naked and freezing cold, Satan and his demons have been trying to help us by giving us knowledge, technology and the all-important fire to warm us and grill our steaks (or tofu). I don’t know about you, but when I started watching Ancient Aliens and they talked about how God, Jesus and all the other deities were actually aliens, it made a lot of sense to me. And if they are aliens, well then of course Satan is one too. A big part of my atheism is that I just can’t bring myself to believe that there is some almighty power that runs everything, when all around us is evidence that we are just cogs in huge, clockwork universe, each being doing its part for the system. All the fuckups around us seem to be directly related to religion, namely human beings thinking that they are not a part of the system, but somehow outside of it. By stepping outside of it, we are literally destroying the entire thing. It makes a lot more sense to me that deities are beings just like the rest of us, with faults and flaws, capable of bad judgement and greed. Anyway, back to Satan – check out this episode of Ancient Aliens, which explains what a rad dude Satan is, and how he is a friendly alien just trying to give us a hand with our shitty lives, battling God-alien to help us better understand the universe.


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Meghan MacRae grew up in Vancouver, Canada, but spent many years living in the remote woods. Living in the shadow of grizzly bears, cougars and the other predators of the wilderness taught her about the dark side of nature, and taught her to accept her place in nature's order as their prey. She is co-founder of CVLT Nation.

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If Satan (or what he presents if he is just a concept) is a good guy, why does he present depression, suicide and death? Allow me to explain. Every technological improvement has pros and cons. Recently we have had smart phones and social media introduced. Depression, suicide rates, drug overdoses, mass shooting, etc. are all skyrocketing. God may have wanted control and to keep us uneducated, but this also paired with general happiness and a better life outcome. If Satan is the opposite, then he brings education and technology which comes along with misery. The Calhoun mouse experiment is a… Read more »


Satan is indeed an alien from a race called goatram herders but he’s a piece of shit. Jesus is a Jew and he is still alive he left the planet after he came back to life. Satan is responsible for the retarded Reptilian agenda and is the reason we are being forced to live in quarantine in the Oort belt, while the rest of the Universe evolves and lives hundreds to zillions of years or longer. There is no “God” or “Lord”, we live in a karmic system and a lot of idiots made a deal with Satan to force… Read more »


Interesting. I have had an experience with psilocybin indicating this life may indeed occur over and over again. It was a very uncomfortable thought and experience.