We started in Heaven with Jesus, and now it’s time to descend into Hell with our lord Satan. In an attempt to look “scary” or “threatening” or “menacing,” all of these bands came out looking goofy as fuck. What came first: the terrible illustrations or the ridiculous album titles? I mean, I’m pretty sure I could come up with something halfway decent if you told me your album was going to be called “Metal Tit.” Like how about a voluptuous cyborg with razor-sharp drill bits for nipples mutilating a corpse-painted NSBM tough guy as he’s breastfeeding? That would be a sick album cover. If you need ideas for your next album cover, come to me. If you need ideas for what you absolutely should never do for your next album cover, take a peek at our gallery of really fucking terrible album covers below…
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