There’s a guy I occasionally see in my neighborhood with one of the wildest haircuts I’ve seen outside of a hair show. It’s like Keith Flint in his anime era. He rocks it proudly, and while if I saw him online I would laugh out loud and judge him, in the real world, we give each other the nod. Probably because I have a shaved head and I’m a woman, which is oddly still considered weird, so he’s most likely got a similar opinion of my haircut.
TW: Mullets
If you’re reading this, based on my anecdotal research from the shows I go to, there’s a 33.3% chance you have a mullet. You may see a haircut similar to yours in the gallery of haircut horrors I have compiled below. Do not take my distaste for mullets personall — I judge you by the content of your character and not by the ratio of short to long hair on your head. These things pass. I already lived through the 80s and 90s, and I know that the current generation of “business in the front, party in the back” haircuts will one day move on to the “shaved head with a thin strip of rock-hard gelled spindly bangs.” It’s the Mullet to Frullet pipeline.
These images are all pulled from a Reddit thread that often makes my day, r/Justfuckmyshitup.
