Beware all Satan worshippers — there’s no band more blasphemous than CANCER CHRIST. These reptilians belt out rage-filled anthems that will trample legions of corpse-painted bodies and leave the frosty fields drenched in demonic blood. They really don’t give a fuck how many occult rituals you’ve thought about performing, they’re here to decimate your imaginary hell and crown Christ as the King of Pain! Their new 4-song EP Satan is a Bitch is out today via Seeing Red Records — get it here. Want to be baptized in the actual blood of Jesus? Then you’ll be happy to hear that Cancer Christ has blessed us with the opportunity to premiere the EP in full below, so get ready for some grinding punk that will make you knock Satan tf out! Hail Christ!
The world seems to be going through a modern day “Satanic Panic.” People are flipping out about all the Satanic imagery in pop culture, music, movies, and being taught in their schools, but for the humble Church of Cancer Christ, The Snakeboys, Snake girls, and Snake people of the world, Satan has never been less of a threat and more of a bitch.
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We fear only that brutal and sadistic fuck, Jesus Christ, and Satan is, has and will always be nothing more than a weak, lying, slimy, incel. Hail Christ!
