Life was simpler before the internet. Before the internet, I had no way of seeing into the strange and disturbing thoughts and interests of the entire world. I wasn’t bombarded with images of everyone’s fake lives and everyone’s fake and real fetishes. In the 90s, I knew people were really into horror movies and that the horror vixen was a thing. I knew necrophiles existed. But I didn’t know men were creating fap material in the form of magazines like Girls and Corpses. A magazine for those who love women in their underwear rubbing up on corny horror corpses.
Girls & Corpses is sort of like Maxim Magazine meets Dawn Of The Dead. There are pictures in each issue of beautiful, scantily clad young beauties posing with hideous, decaying, festering corpses. Also, we have interviews, comic book art, music and movie reviews and other mayhem. What could be better?
Girls and Corpses came online in 2006. Issue #1 boasted such features as: “I Have a Crush on my Sister’s Corpse,” “Bring Her To A Death-Gasm,” “7 Sexy Corpse Erogenous Zones,” and “Talk Dirty To Me – You Nasty Bag Of Bones!” They’re now on Issue #30. Some shit is just weird. The highlight of this magazine for me is that Ariana Madix from Vanderpump Rules did a shoot with them before her reality show career began, where she said “Yes” to the corpse that proposed to her.
