Human beings have always been fascinated by tales of the supernatural…like the time when a dumpy wannabe American dictator tried to get a second presidential term by saying he’d already gotten it. Ridiculous. You could make a comic book out of it. Anyway, speaking of shocking stories, let’s dive into some classic occult and horror-themed pulp fiction covers. There’s Shock Mystery Tales, Dime Mystery Magazine, The Spider, Terror Tales, Spicy Adventure Stories, and so many more weird and awesome illustrated covers that Trump’s dad was probably picturing when his precious little orange goblin was conceived. They feature a lot of desperate maidens trying to escape the clutches of evil masked and robed men, probably what Trump’s mom was doing when her precious little orange goblin was conceived. OK, no more goblin jokes, now it’s time for you to check out this huge gallery of monsters, mayhem, babes, and brutes!
