There are many people in this world who ask themselves each day, What would Jesus do? Well, probably not get that fucking tattoo. Especially one where He looks brain damaged, or one where He looks inbred, or one where He has tits, or one where He’s hanging out between your fucking pierced nipples, or one where He looks constipated, or one where He’s about to eat a flying penis, or one where He’s making out with a unicorn and/or Satan. Alas, His followers are imperfect, so they make imperfect choices when it comes to their Jesus tattoos…
