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Jesus is a Jerk

When he turned 50 years old, Larry Van Pelt began to draw pictures of everyone’s favorite imaginary friend, Jesus Christ, lurking over people while they lived their lives. He called the series “With You Always.” As soon as these illustrations hit the Internet, they were immediately appropriated into the absolute fuckery that reigns supreme on the web, and made into memes that are popularly known as “Jesus is a Jerk.” It’s an alternate universe where instead of being a benevolent overseer, Jesus is that annoying bro you just want to see knocked out. It’s kind of like Jesus’ bible personality meeting his real world personality. This is the Jesus that Trump prays to for sure.




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Meghan MacRae grew up in Vancouver, Canada, but spent many years living in the remote woods. Living in the shadow of grizzly bears, cougars and the other predators of the wilderness taught her about the dark side of nature, and taught her to accept her place in nature's order as their prey. She is co-founder of CVLT Nation.

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