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Jesus Fucking Christ… Offensive Halloween Costumes!

 Every Halloween, someone has a bright idea that they just have to make the whole world uncomfortable with their costume. Don’t get me wrong, for the most part I prefer inappropriate costumes way more than the sexy cat/devil/nurse/lingerie football ones, but then there’s that guy with the doll strapped to his crotch that just makes me say, noooo, why? And everybody’s seen that one – what about bloody pads, vaginas with tampons hanging out of them, a million different penis jokes, bestiality, birth, racism? As many ways as the human mind can be gross, ignorant and insensitive, someone’s come up with a costume for it. So here’s a collection of nasty costumes for your inspiration/enjoyment. Some of these I genuinely like (Jesus Fucking Christ hahahaha), others are the very image of despicable…you make your own mind up!

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Meghan MacRae grew up in Vancouver, Canada, but spent many years living in the remote woods. Living in the shadow of grizzly bears, cougars and the other predators of the wilderness taught her about the dark side of nature, and taught her to accept her place in nature's order as their prey. She is co-founder of CVLT Nation.

20 Comments

20 Comments

  1. Terry Underwood

    October 10, 2014 at 6:43 am

    You all should be handed over to Isis and have your heads cut off

  2. Baba Ganoush

    October 9, 2014 at 11:41 pm

    come cvltnation…nothing cvlt about this

  3. Kenneth Steven James Ash

    October 9, 2014 at 10:44 pm

    Jamie Cramer

  4. Dylan Cole

    October 9, 2014 at 10:40 am

    Lmfao

  5. Peg Cannon

    October 9, 2014 at 10:18 am

    Mom chiming in—disgusting.

  6. Christopher Weiss

    October 9, 2014 at 9:26 am

    Again, is there even an editor? Or are we just posting whatever crap we find now. GUY WITH BACON OBVIOUSLY NOT A HALLOWEEN COSTUME.

  7. Danny Summers

    October 9, 2014 at 5:28 am

    Ghandi fucking Christ!

  8. Jorge Cacho

    October 9, 2014 at 3:58 am

    I usually love your articles but SO MUCH FUCKING EDGE, costumes like this are teenage angst in the flesh.

  9. Nephthys Irkalla

    October 9, 2014 at 3:27 am

    :)))

  10. Rafi Strnad

    October 9, 2014 at 3:23 am

    Mick Foo

  11. Miriam Akida

    October 9, 2014 at 3:16 am

    Magda Czubata

  12. Jeff Kastelic

    October 9, 2014 at 2:55 am

    Are you kidding? Pretty weak….

  13. Vanessa Jo Hartley

    October 9, 2014 at 2:30 am

    One of these is just a naked guy with a bunch of bacon.

  14. Hellbilly Dalton

    October 9, 2014 at 2:24 am

    Oh man, would you look at the time.
    Time to go to church.

  15. Derek Jelsma

    October 9, 2014 at 2:24 am

    Hellbilly Dalton

  16. Precious Malone

    October 9, 2014 at 2:21 am

    i didnt realize i was subscribed to Buzzfeed.

    get this click-bait article, links to google search results crap off of cvltnation.

  17. El Pablo

    October 9, 2014 at 2:16 am

    Class

  18. Seokwan Park

    October 9, 2014 at 2:12 am

    He loves you

  19. bajablast69

    October 9, 2014 at 2:09 am

    cracked wrote this article 3 years ago, didnt just share outdated google search fodder. one of which is the first costume on their list!

    get this clickbait wannabe garbage off of cvltnation.

    http://www.cracked.com/article_19508_16-great-halloween-costumes-telling-everyone-you-suck.html

  20. Nick Craggs

    October 9, 2014 at 2:05 am

    El Pablo

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