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Jesus Fucking Christ!
Bad Tattoos Part IV

There are many people in this world who ask themselves each day, What would Jesus do? Well, probably not get that fucking tattoo. Especially one where He looks brain damaged, or one where He looks inbred, or one where He has tits, or one where He’s hanging out between your fucking pierced nipples, or one where He looks constipated, or one where He’s about to eat a flying penis, or one where He’s making out with a unicorn and/or Satan. Alas, His followers are imperfect, so they make imperfect choices when it comes to their Jesus tattoos…

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Written By

Meghan MacRae grew up in Vancouver, Canada, but spent many years living in the remote woods. Living in the shadow of grizzly bears, cougars and the other predators of the wilderness taught her about the dark side of nature, and taught her to accept her place in nature's order as their prey. She is co-founder of CVLT Nation.

17 Comments

17 Comments

  1. Denny Lee

    May 17, 2014 at 3:43 am

    He looks like he’s being ‘stoned’ to death 🙂

  2. JuLi Eta

    May 16, 2014 at 8:00 pm

    JOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOOOJ CUALQUIEEEERRRAA

  3. Heathen Basturd

    May 16, 2014 at 5:57 pm

    lyrics from Amebix, “he is coming”

  4. lorem ipsum

    May 16, 2014 at 5:25 pm

    the axl rose jesus was actually pretty good. i can’t believe there are two people in this world with the same eyes-rolled-up jesus head tattoo. hilarious post!

  5. Kjell Arne Clausen

    May 16, 2014 at 10:06 am

    Naa’ I just see “Rocky”, (Sylvester Stallone), 🙂

  6. Jc Keetso

    May 16, 2014 at 6:32 am

    Fucker

  7. D'lareg Osteek II

    May 16, 2014 at 6:23 am

    “Who’s in da house!? Jc in da house!!”

  8. Kendall Alec Nez

    May 16, 2014 at 5:53 am

    I can see your paths cross.. lol.

  9. Kev'n Kli'ne

    May 16, 2014 at 5:23 am

    Axl Christ doe

  10. Richard Jansen

    May 16, 2014 at 4:05 am

    Jordy Gerrits heey zitte ouk PRACHT exemplare tusse….

  11. Oskar Thomas

    May 16, 2014 at 3:09 am

    Zombie Jesus Fish actually looks pretty cool, and is done well. I guess it just sounds like a bad B-movie really

  12. Mike Bawakami

    May 16, 2014 at 3:07 am

    Berneau dit lyk asof hy in n perd kom.

  13. Gary Evans

    May 16, 2014 at 1:32 am

    haha boss eyed

  14. Jose Arrizon

    May 16, 2014 at 1:01 am

    Jeez-us looks like he is in so much pain that hes gone cross eyed…. Poor bastard.

  15. thesignoftheraven

    May 16, 2014 at 12:30 am

    For non-UK viewers, the one with a shirt with Northern Rock on the front isn’t a cool band name, its the name of the crashed building society (bank) that sponsored the Newcastle United team. Hence the shirt. Hence oh dear, oh dear.
    Some outstanding bad decisions and outpourings of the troubled mind.

  16. Diego Bureau

    May 16, 2014 at 12:10 am

    HOOOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEET!!!

  17. Douglas Seaton

    May 16, 2014 at 12:07 am

    God damn! As bad as all of these are…that new school Jebus is the fucking worst! Hahaha!!!

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