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Eat My Flesh… Zombie Jesus Tattoos

Instead of Easter egg hunts, wouldn’t it be more apt to have kids hammer nails into a cross, or play “whip the heretic,” or hunt for hunks of flesh and vials of blood? Instead of eating chocolate, we should be eating medium-rare steak (or maybe tartare)! I mean, if we’re going to get to the root of the holiday, it’s all about torture, death and rising corpses. I guess some people might consider that morbid, or too traumatizing for children, but being a kid who was raised going to church I can assure you that come Sunday, no one’s worried about traumatizing kids with stories of resurrection, blood-drinking and damnation. Some people are really into good-looking Jesus, and they picture him rolling back the stone all healed up, golden and buff on Easter Sunday. But other people embrace an alternative view of this process, and like to celebrate Zombie Jesus. So for those people who imagine Jesus’ corpse looking like any other human corpse would after a severe beating and a couple days of decay in a hot environment, here is a gallery of Zombie Jesus tattoos (and a couple of Zombie Marys). Happy Easter!

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Meghan MacRae grew up in Vancouver, Canada, but spent many years living in the remote woods. Living in the shadow of grizzly bears, cougars and the other predators of the wilderness taught her about the dark side of nature, and taught her to accept her place in nature's order as their prey. She is co-founder of CVLT Nation.



  1. Lorenzo Whaley

    April 2, 2015 at 4:40 pm

    Really been wanting that samael tatt

  2. Emanuel Trevino

    April 2, 2015 at 1:19 pm

    Meghan Staffeldt

  3. Chris Johnson

    April 2, 2015 at 8:42 am

    Jessica Pines Cook Cody Motherfukin McPherson

  4. Or-El Centeno

    April 2, 2015 at 7:01 am

    Day Cm

  5. Nick Trent

    April 2, 2015 at 6:50 am

  6. Choly Quispe

    April 2, 2015 at 5:06 am

    Samael rules

  7. Alexandre St-Germain

    April 2, 2015 at 4:57 am

    Karina Turcotte

  8. Clennon Sebastian

    April 2, 2015 at 12:15 am

    Samael ink

    • Pe Ter

      April 2, 2015 at 12:42 am

      fuck yes, ceremony of opposites! (y)

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