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CVLT Nation’s Favourite Tumblr… OK Cupid Juggalos

I have accepted that internet dating is now the norm – everyone does it. Back when I was dating, it was still a bit of a taboo, and it was definitely something where you put your absolute best and most calculate foot forward, since social media was still in its infancy and people didn’t have the sale level of keyboard diarrhea they do today. Although I still think social media and internet dating sites are highly calculated methods of socializing, I also think that as they’ve grown, human impulse control on the internet has weakened. One such tumblr that proves my point, and makes me laugh at the same time, is OK Cupid Juggalos, a blog dedicated to the OK Cupid profiles of the Los and Lettes out there looking for Love. While I’m sure there are Juggalos out there who don’t think that face paint is the best way to find a soul mate, these ones are honest about their worldview and what they are looking for in a relationship and in a Family of their own. Here’s some of my favourite ones in all their blunt, honest glory:

OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_mf7djk2cTd1s0hfioo1_1280 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_mf828isCh01s0hfioo1_500 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_mfauz79Sti1s0hfioo1_1280 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_mfcuq0Hcc71s0hfioo1_500 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_mfpbwaMOxK1s0hfioo1_400 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_mgbynyXBB11s0hfioo1_540 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_mh6543xNXR1s0hfioo1_500 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_mk94xo3qQa1s0hfioo1_1280 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_mnq8gpMffP1s0hfioo1_1280 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_mod9o3xCe51s0hfioo1_r1_1280 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_mpcoovA25d1s0hfioo1_400 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_mqh5r5SJdB1s0hfioo1_540 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_mslvc1Ol0F1s0hfioo1_540 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_msoil21JxF1s0hfioo1_540 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_mssdovym2n1s0hfioo1_540 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_msw3bkZ6X41s0hfioo1_1280 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_mt58ycWqGo1s0hfioo1_540 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_mt756oxw1U1s0hfioo1_540

OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_n7rigac2yJ1s0hfioo1_540

OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_mteqnep3Jc1s0hfioo1_r1_1280 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_muuq7xCY121s0hfioo1_540 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_mvcuiuKZFF1s0hfioo1_r1_540 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_myatt7UpCf1s0hfioo1_540 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_n2gmv0XzYR1s0hfioo1_540 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_n6qaf7BSxp1s0hfioo1_540 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_n6ti0b1erN1s0hfioo1_540 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_n7jai6JXoQ1s0hfioo1_500 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_nii6dkF6aK1s0hfioo1_500 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_nitcbmTkac1s0hfioo1_500 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_niv4od782n1s0hfioo1_400 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_nix00f5rQL1s0hfioo1_500 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_niyx2arC3p1s0hfioo1_500 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_nj0qo3Iw2k1s0hfioo1_500 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_nj4lwznq8W1s0hfioo1_500 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_nj9yb988Wu1s0hfioo1_400 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_nj839at0mz1s0hfioo1_500 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_njj6s4HGLs1s0hfioo1_400 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_njl301GkXw1s0hfioo1_500 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_norqpewbxh1s0hfioo1_500 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_nrhk77RhHM1s0hfioo1_540 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_nrjw8ooTLR1s0hfioo1_1280 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_nrr3nigYze1s0hfioo1_540 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_nvggbweTS11s0hfioo1_1280 OK CUPID JUGGALOS tumblr_nw2j8ge7Ea1s0hfioo1_1280

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Meghan MacRae grew up in Vancouver, Canada, but spent many years living in the remote woods. Living in the shadow of grizzly bears, cougars and the other predators of the wilderness taught her about the dark side of nature, and taught her to accept her place in nature's order as their prey. She is co-founder of CVLT Nation.

90 Comments

90 Comments

  1. Dyo Kodou

    December 9, 2015 at 9:25 pm

    :3

  2. Kat Sinclaire

    December 9, 2015 at 9:16 pm

    Robert Ripley

  3. Kly Wolf

    December 9, 2015 at 7:48 pm

    Jimmy bby, its your shit

  4. Christine Lee Marville

    December 9, 2015 at 6:35 pm

    WHOOP WHOOP

  5. Jay A. Bear

    December 9, 2015 at 5:35 pm

    Jared Kirby

  6. Nolan James Corbin

    December 9, 2015 at 3:48 pm

    Caitlin Ford

  7. Howl Oatey Williams

    December 9, 2015 at 3:02 pm

    Gary Michael Pugh Joshua Day Thomas Phillips

  8. Jayne Beatrice

    December 9, 2015 at 2:55 pm

    Mitch Alexander

  9. Rebecca George

    December 9, 2015 at 2:35 pm

    THIS IS IT!🙌

  10. Jimbob Isaac

    December 9, 2015 at 2:18 pm

    James Tanner

  11. Anthony Hughes

    December 9, 2015 at 2:14 pm

    It’s profound how much this puts my life in perspective.

  12. Natalie Noel Dimas

    December 9, 2015 at 2:13 pm

    Amy

  13. Mieke Lisuk

    December 9, 2015 at 2:03 pm

    Natalie Noel Dimas

  14. Vail Joy

    December 9, 2015 at 1:56 pm

    This is amazing. And terrifying. I love it!

  15. Ambrosia Nicole

    December 9, 2015 at 12:04 pm

    Yev Geniy

  16. Bob Clark

    December 9, 2015 at 12:04 pm

    Fuckin hilarious!!

  17. Reina Michel

    December 9, 2015 at 10:45 am

    Jen Morrison

  18. Cody Bergin

    December 9, 2015 at 9:42 am

    Jack Estenssoro

  19. Taylor Phillip

    December 9, 2015 at 8:55 am

    Dave Lamb

  20. Wil D. Rhyne

    December 9, 2015 at 8:37 am

    Erica T. Get yo cousin

    • Erica T.

      December 9, 2015 at 10:35 pm

      why can’t i find any guys like these on my dating searches?

  21. Jason Durand

    December 9, 2015 at 8:18 am

    Wow.

  22. Töny Rossiter

    December 9, 2015 at 7:50 am

    Hillary Ross

  23. Josh Thieler

    December 9, 2015 at 7:20 am

    Rick Van Houten Sean Singer

  24. Ross Lambrou

    December 9, 2015 at 7:13 am

    Elliott Bennett

  25. Arielle Puccini

    December 9, 2015 at 7:01 am

    Antoine Roquentin

  26. Chris Ford

    December 9, 2015 at 6:52 am

    high levels of cringe here

  27. Daneel Rude

    December 9, 2015 at 6:50 am

    Jen Zink

  28. John John

    December 9, 2015 at 6:32 am

    This cant be real.

  29. Katie O'Neill

    December 9, 2015 at 6:14 am

    Ciara Jay

    • Ciara Jay

      December 9, 2015 at 6:16 am

      The future belongs to those who can see it (dis me)

  30. Joel Guardado

    December 9, 2015 at 6:11 am

    Hahahahahahhah!!!

  31. Nicole Scopelliti

    December 9, 2015 at 6:11 am

    Benjamin J. Penwell

  32. David Wyant

    December 9, 2015 at 5:44 am

    Made me laugh. Then made me sad.

  33. Erich Neitzke

    December 9, 2015 at 5:23 am

    Kent, Clint, Randon

  34. Netti Uwbani

    December 9, 2015 at 5:21 am

    Francesco Ferrarotto

  35. Lucas Delgado

    December 9, 2015 at 5:17 am

    Carinna Blevins you have competition

  36. Jess Zannini

    December 9, 2015 at 5:14 am

    Dave Public enjoy

  37. Jonathan Meola

    December 9, 2015 at 5:08 am

    Scott Cummings

  38. Nathaniel Kosub

    December 9, 2015 at 4:17 am

    MOSTLY SPEND TIME THINKING ABOUT: How I‘’

  39. Spector Joel

    December 9, 2015 at 3:59 am

    I feel better about my life

  40. Chancey Cans

    December 9, 2015 at 3:49 am

    Shanebo Ormeau Uth

  41. Brooke Purkerson

    December 9, 2015 at 3:14 am

    Allie R. Learn-Myles were famous!

  42. Brooke Purkerson

    December 9, 2015 at 3:13 am

    Oh wait, it is! Haha!

    • Jordan Grim

      December 9, 2015 at 6:56 am

      Yup. Haha I was really hoping you guys would be in it. Definitely one of my favorite things. Hahaha

  43. Brooke Purkerson

    December 9, 2015 at 3:12 am

    I wish mine would be in there 🙁

  44. Mark Weighall

    December 9, 2015 at 3:10 am

    Eddy BaileyMatt HawthorneMatt BakerDan O’Neil this shit is to much

  45. UnKle DaVe

    December 9, 2015 at 3:05 am

    Gary Lohr

  46. Olivia Blue Trainor

    December 9, 2015 at 3:03 am

    Kush Burnett haha

    • Kush Burnett

      December 9, 2015 at 4:17 am

      Haha can’t believe people actually live a juggalos lifestyle.

  47. Chandler Beckhoff

    December 9, 2015 at 2:48 am

    This is quite possibly the funniest thing I’ve read this year.

  48. Corey Gossens

    December 9, 2015 at 2:41 am

    Amanda Thomas

  49. Josh Ethier

    December 9, 2015 at 1:47 am

    I just fucking died reading every single one of these.

  50. Laurence Barr

    December 9, 2015 at 1:43 am

    These people look like a set where scat porn is made smells.

  51. Kieran Chibs Phipps

    December 9, 2015 at 1:26 am

    Muppets

  52. Jordan Grim

    December 9, 2015 at 1:23 am

    Brooke Purkerson!

  53. Lei Von Der Straße

    December 9, 2015 at 1:17 am

    Gijs Highnis

  54. Phil Sadiwnyk

    December 9, 2015 at 12:57 am

    Thank you for this.

  55. Phoebe Lieberum

    December 9, 2015 at 12:51 am

    Whitney Williams Tabitha Britton

  56. Darryl Shemhamphorash Wyatt

    December 9, 2015 at 12:47 am

    Ollie Dempsey

  57. Mattes Angermann

    December 9, 2015 at 12:42 am

    Jorge Eastman

  58. Richard Kopf

    December 9, 2015 at 12:36 am

    RIP Western civilization.

  59. Gary Evans

    December 9, 2015 at 12:35 am

    Are these actually real,if so theres some fucked up ppl about 🙂

    • Tony Jake Jordan

      December 9, 2015 at 5:49 am

      as a reformed juggalo, I can assure you that they are 100% accurate.

  60. Gary Evans

    December 9, 2015 at 12:25 am

    Looks like the grinch going to a kiss gig

  61. Dean Bourque

    December 9, 2015 at 12:24 am

    Ew.

  62. Joakim Hegdal Sævild

    December 9, 2015 at 12:20 am

    Kim Levik

  63. Federico Bosco

    December 9, 2015 at 12:13 am

    Franco Guarino magnets

  64. Saul Chavez

    December 9, 2015 at 12:10 am

    lmao

  65. Heathen Basturd

    December 9, 2015 at 12:09 am

    WOO WOO

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