I know some people deliberately get bad tattoos. They’re like, you know what would be awesome and make my life better? Tattooing a baby spider infestation on my vulva! Or what if my dick was Pinocchio’s nose? Tattoos like those, which are real and pictured in the gallery below, are possibly a biological imperative to drive human beings into extinction. Like, when your family lineage has reached peak cousin-marrying levels, epigenetics kick in to compel you to tattoo your crotch in a way that will prevent insemination. Just a theory, but otherwise, why would you do that to your body?
Today I’ve put together a collection of some hilariously bad tattoos, some in a good way, others in the worst way possible. Thank you to Terrible Tattoos for these, some of which are truly the worst tattoos I’ve ever seen!
