Christmas time is all about family, food, buying useless shit, guns, smoking, drinking, and screwing – at least, that’s what Christmas is all about for the following Bad Santas. It’s hard to explain to my daughter why so many old men dress up as Santa without taking away from her precious belief in him, but it’s not like I’m going to tell her that the boozy weirdo in the velour hat and tobacco-stained beard is actually Santa Claus. I tell her he’s just a guy who looks like Santa, and wants to pretend he’s Santa, but don’t worry, that guy won’t be breaking into our house to leave us “presents.” And where the hell do you take Santa photos with assault rifles (America)?? Here’s a collection of Santas Behaving Badly below, enjoy!
Photos via Dangerous Minds