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Elías Martínez

Elías Martínez was born in 1983 and spent the better part of his early years living in a variety of timezones, having coffee with a guy that would eventually become his hometown's only axe murderer, and generally wasting time in a rather creative number of ways. He is a proud dad and professional accumulator. He also makes a mean margarita.